Oh my god, this is scandalous.
You can see the look of bewilderment and betrayal on the face of Maksim in the second picture.
"These ain’t my kids?!"
We need to get cat Maury
This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic.
Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
— Morrissey, Autobiography (p. 141)
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
— Arab proverb (via meijuemilia)
— (via moonsulk)
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
— (via correctly)
8 ton orca jumping 15ft out of the water
1987 - South Bank Show - Smiths fans interviewed
“…It’s like sometimes, something’s happened, you can go up to your bedroom and put The Smiths on, and you can go, well Thank God I’ve got Morrissey, Morrissey still with me, he’s still saying those words to me. Whatever happens, no matter you’ve been through, Morrissey’s still there to comfort you, he’s still there to come out of your speakers and sing to you…”
I have concluded that The Wolf of Wall Street was the most disappointing film of 2013
i did it! i fucking well went to a seminar this week despite how hard things have been and how behind I am even though I could feel myself shaking...
I’m so fucking sick of these piss-weak articles telling people how to fall in love, and who to fall in love with. Date a girl who reads. No wait,...
why aren’t people freaking out about the bisexual necrophile threeways happening on american horror story
- I don't hate the girl for not feeling the same way about me. I hate myself for not giving her a reason to.
So yeah my verdict is, Tinder is rubbish