I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
July, 1993 - Seattle, WA.
Interviewer: So is Courtney the best fuck in the world?
Kurt stands up without saying a word, turns around and hikes his black pinafore dress up around his chest so the interviewer can see dozens of red scratches on his back, from Courtney’s fingernails.
— Advice for those who love people they shouldn’t (via coyotegold)
The characters in The Walking Dead show are in constant fear of being bitten but they all get around in vests and have long hair that can easily be pulled so ?????
I’m deleting this because I remembered its not real
Bill Hicks, One Night Stand
this is how it is
It really bothers me when a dog’s ear is like inside out and nobody even tries to fix it
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When pot becomes legal I’m gonna make and manufacture medicated Doritos, and they’re gonna be called Dankritos.
I’m pretty sure I’ve just been accidentally sent a snapchat that was meant to apologise to someone for accidentally sending them a nude. This is a...