Do you reckon it’s any good being a complete neurotypical person with no mental health issues who works in an office and goes to Ibiza and genuinely enjoys going to nightclubs and wants to do shit like getting a mortgage and getting married and all that, cos from the outside it looks quite boring but they’re probably having a great time
"Basically if you can’t make your meaning plain with all the richness of the English language and you have to resort to cartoon faces made with punctuation marks you’re a dick"- Frank Turner being an absolute wagon wheel again
— William Saroyan (via feellng)
I can’t wait till I’m dying of cancer in a hospital bed and I get to lean over to the guy next to me and say “so, how’d those e-cigs work out for ya?
KAT VON D STUDDED KISS LIPSTICK: THE CLASSICS
An array of quintessential neutrals that are anything but basic.
— Craig Gannon, the 5th member of the Smiths (via the18thpaledescendant)
If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
- I have a 12 dollar-a-day espresso habit, a 6 dollar-a-week smoking habit, a 20 dollar-a-week rye whiskey habit, and a 100 brokenhearts-a-lifetime you...
my life atm is just AHS Coven
- I live in the moment, I don't worry about tomorr-
No, I don’t have money for the rent, why do you ask?
Oh, I’m homeless now?