— Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights (via 12juin3049)
— Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
— Uma Thurman (via dissapolnted)
my philosophy is “minimum wage, minimum effort”. if my employer is giving me as little money as they can get away with, i’m going to return the favor and do just enough work to stay employed.
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids
its so great when people list their interests like.. “beards and tattoos” like. thank you. now, without any further research, i know exactly how goddamn boring you are, you’ve saved us all a lot of time here
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
my life atm is just AHS Coven
- I live in the moment, I don't worry about tomorr-
No, I don’t have money for the rent, why do you ask?
Oh, I’m homeless now?
- Anonymous said:god you seem like a degenerate no offense
I’m not interesting enough
1. It probably doesn’t matter what you’ll think of that when you’re sixty, and you probably shouldn’t trust anyone who asks those questions because...”